FOR THE OVERWHELMED MOM
“MY TODDLER’S TOYS WERE CHOKING THE COUCH. NOW THEY CHOKE AROUND MY ZEN ZONE.”
“I used to rage-clean LEGOs while the baby napped. Now I unroll this mat between Barbie avalanches for 10 minutes of ‘mom silence’.
Toddler chaos: 100/10. My ability to not cry over spilled Play-Doh: Also 100/10.”
For the Skeptical Gym Bro
“My gym buddy laughed. Then he stole it for post-leg day recovery.”
“I swore meditation was BS until I tried sitting on this after deadlifts. My spine said ‘thank you.’ Also, girls on dating apps think I’m ‘deep’ now. Zero regrets.”